224 Funny back quotes

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I don’t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

  Commentary:
  "📞🔙 Petition to bring back payphones: teaching kids the value of communication, one quarter at a time! Who needs a smartphone when you can dial your friends the old-school way? Plus, it's a lot cheaper to replace a lost quarter than a lost iPhone! 😂 #BackToTheGoodOldDays"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I either text back right away or never, because I saw your text, replied in my head but forgot to actually type it.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the classic case of being a stellar texter in your mind but a total flake in reality 😂📱 Don't worry, we've all been there! #TextingStruggles"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m bringing back “holy moly” and nobody can stop me.

  Commentary:
  "Move aside, here comes the 'holy moly' express train 🚂💨 Next stop: Awesomeness! 🎉 Who knew bringing back a phrase could be this much fun? 😁 #HolyMolyRevival"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Hate when I get halfway there and have to go back for my teeth.

  Commentary:
  "Sounds like someone really gummed up their plans! 🦷😄 Next time, don't leave your smile behind!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Іf Empire Strikes Back isn’t a Christmas movie, then why is there so much snow in it?

  Commentary:
  "Maybe Hoth just really enjoys celebrating Christmas early every year… or maybe the Empire wanted to join in on the holiday cheer too 🤔❄️. Who knew Darth Vader was actually Santa's secret apprentice?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I like to think of myself as an onion. Peel back the many layers and deep down inside you’ll find a smaller, more anxious onion.

  Commentary:
  "Peeling back the layers of the human experience is like unearthing an onion… only to discover a world of anxiety hiding within! 🧅😅 Just remember, even the most anxious onions have their own unique flavor to add to the potpourri of life! 🌟 #OnionLayersOfEmotions"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I make her eyes roll back. Not in bed though. I’m just annoying.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the fine art of rolling eyes – some achieve it through romance, others through sheer annoyance. It's all about perspective 😂👀 #EyeRollingExpert"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I’m sorry your man wears his sunglasses on the back of his head.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like his fashion sense is stuck in the '90s 😎🙈 Maybe he thinks it's a 'cool' way to look out for his exes behind him 👀🕶️ #ThrowbackThursday"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t even want to talk about the things I had to do to that elf to get back on the nice list.

  Commentary:
  Looks like someone really pushed the limits of holiday spirit! 🎅🧝‍♂️ Let's just hope Santa doesn't have CCTV footage of that incident. 📹😂 Remember, desperate times call for desperate measures! 🤭🎁

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  5 months ago

  Share →: At least 80% of my day is spent holding back my inappropriate thoughts.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to navigate through the day like a pro at the 'Inappropriate Thoughts Olympics' 🏅. Who knew that suppressing 80% of your inner comedian would be considered a full-time job? 😂 #KeepingItPG #MasterOfRestraint"

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