If we date and break up, you gotta unlearn all my lingo and cool shit that I taught you. You gotta go back to being lame.

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The cool thing about ignoring a notification is being surprised to see it over and over again.

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I remember when I was broke… I’m still broke, that’s why I remember so well.

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Rapunzel, let down your CVS receipt!

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If two witches watched two watches, which witch would watch which watch? Each witch would watch which watch belonged to which witch’s wrist.

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Can’t, holding a grudge.

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I’ve done the math: If the month had 10 days, I would get by with my money.

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Due to circumstances beyond my control, I am at work.