Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When social batteries run low, I just set them to airplane mode! βοΈππ ββοΈ Related funny posts π€ Remember, for some unknown reason Santa doesnβt make batteries. What do you mean I never reach out? I literally thought about you. I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience. Last night’s dream could have been an email. Yawning is the body’s way of telling you it has only 15% battery remaining.