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Telling the cop I’ll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm.

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Trying to negotiate with a cop like they're a toddler – peak strategy! πŸ‘ƒπŸš”πŸ˜…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged back, cop, firearm, give, humor, joke, negotiation, nose, police, telling, threat on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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