Telling the cop Iβll give him his nose back if he lowers his firearm. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to negotiate with a cop like they're a toddler β peak strategy! πππ Related funny posts π€ Skinning your knee as an adult is so humiliating. Thatβs the toddler injury. Waitβ¦ if youβre circling back and Iβm touching base, who the hell is monitoring the situation? I would just once like to feel as powerful as a toddler throwing their sippy cup whilst sitting atop their high chair. I want to sleep but my brain won’t stop talking to itself. I canβt believe Iβm supposed to obey ALL the traffic laws ALL the time.