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If I’m too quiet you can rest assured I’m in the process of planning my sweet escape or your equally sweet demise.

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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If there’s no open mouth cougher on the plane they hold the flight until they can find one.

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I bet aliens lock their door when they go past earth.

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The mattress in the guest room was perfectly fine until I had to sleep on it once.

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Stay an extra hour in the office and no one cares. Arrive a few minutes late and everyone loses their minds.

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“This isn’t going to end well for you.” Me, alone in the house, to the cake on the counter.