One day my sanity went out for smokes and never came back. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Looks like my sanity joined a rock band and is on tour 🚬🎸🤪 Related funny posts 🤝 I don’t need the audio tour at the museum, I have my teen to provide critical commentary the entire time. I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity. When animals lead you to a place, it’s so cute… like, yes, I’m still following. Thank you for constantly turning around to make sure. Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again. Every time I use self-checkout, the person in front of me has never used self-checkout, touchscreens, or money before.