Funny quotes butter

Funny butter quotes

I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

2 weeks ago

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

1 month ago

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

3 months ago

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

3 months ago

Avocado is just green butter.

3 months ago

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

3 months ago

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

3 months ago

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

3 months ago

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

3 months ago