Funny quotes butter

Funny butter quotes

I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

Funny Quotes Mar 17, 2025

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

The person who invented butter really understood humans.

Funny Quotes Jan 28, 2025

Avocado is just green butter.

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

Funny Quotes Jan 27, 2025

I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

Funny Quotes Jan 22, 2025

I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Funny Quotes Jan 21, 2025