Funny butter quotes

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the perfect recipe for introvert sandwiches: socially distant but deliciously spread! 🥜😂🍞"

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the eternal quest for crucial life data! 📊🥜🍞 Just imagine having a dedicated stats screen for essential metrics like toastiness levels of English Muffins or the precise ratio of peanut butter to muffin! 🤔📈 If only there was a dashboard that could quantify our culinary adventures in such delicious detail! 🥪🤓 #SnackStatsGoals

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the rebellious dairy connoisseur! Who needs clarified butter when you can have a moody and complex relationship with your dairy products? Let the butter be troubled and the milk be confused – it's all part of the drama in the dairy aisle!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the magical healing powers of peanut butter straight from the jar 🥄✨ Who needs a doctor when peanut butter is your cure-all?! Just spoon it out and watch your worries melt away. Peanut butter to the rescue! 🥜🦸‍♂️ #PeanutButterHealsAll #SpoonfulOfJoy"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The person who invented butter really understood humans.

  Commentary:
  Absolutely! 🧈🤔 It's like they said, "Humans gonna human, might as well give 'em butter!" 🙌😄 After all, who can resist the creamy, melt-in-your-mouth goodness of butter? 🤤 Thank you, butter inventor, for truly understanding our buttery desires! 🥳👏

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Avocado is just green butter.

  Commentary:
  "Avocado: the butter that went to yoga and became enlightened 🧘🥑💚 #HealthyFats #Namaste"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”

  Commentary:
  🍞🔥 "Level 6 on toasters – the perfect setting for those who like to live life on the edge! Who needs lightly toasted when you can have charcoal with a side of butter, right? 🤣 #ExtraCrispy #ToasterAdventures"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.

  Commentary:
  "Explorers searching for new worlds vs. husbands searching for butter… a historic tale of navigation struggles! 🌎🧳🗺️ Let's hope the next expedition leads them to the Land of the Lost Butter! 🚀🤷‍♂️🍞 #LostInSpaceAndRefrigerators"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.

  Commentary:
  "Because let's be honest, who needs a regular-sized bag when you can have a family-sized one? 🥜🍫 Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility… and in this case, great temptation! 😋 #PeanutButterM&MsAreLife"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

  Commentary:
  🧐🤔 "Who are these daring renegades choosing unsalted butter over the salty delights of life? Are they secretly training their taste buds for a covert mission to bland-land? Or perhaps they just enjoy living life on the edge, one pat of butter at a time? 🤪🥞 #ButterMystery #SaltyNotSorry"

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