Funny butter quotes

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  1 week ago

  View →: Distance is my jam; solitude is my peanut butter.
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  2 months ago

  View →: I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.
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  3 months ago

  View →: I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.
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  4 months ago

  View →: A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.
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  4 months ago

  View →: The person who invented butter really understood humans.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Avocado is just green butter.
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  4 months ago

  View →: Why is there a level 6 for toasters? As if someone thinks: “Tonight I’m really in the mood for ashes with butter!”
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  5 months ago

  View →: I often wonder how men could discover entire continents. Mine can’t even find the butter in the fridge.
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  5 months ago

  View →: I really want a family… sized bag of peanut butter M&Ms.
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  5 months ago

  View →: Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

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