There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink. Posted onMar 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me. The person who invented butter really understood humans. Nothing can break the bond between me and peanut butter. I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten. I avoid clarified butter because I prefer my dairy products to be troubled and confused.