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Mar 30, 2026

There should be a true crime story about feeding someone a peanut butter sandwich and giving them nothing to drink.

Witty text about a mock true crime scenario involving a peanut butter sandwich and no drink.

Commentary:
Feeling personally attacked by this violent act of "peanut butter mouth"! 🥜🚫💦🤣

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