Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Who are these people that buy unsalted butter on purpose?

Commentary:
🧐🤔 “Who are these daring renegades choosing unsalted butter over the salty delights of life? Are they secretly training their taste buds for a covert mission to bland-land? Or perhaps they just enjoy living life on the edge, one pat of butter at a time? 🤪🥞 #ButterMystery #SaltyNotSorry”

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