319 Funny comedy quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! 🍚😆🔊

  adult, age, comedy, every, groan, grown up, humor, humor quote, time

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  3 weeks ago

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  Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧

  amusing, comedy, emotional, emotional support, form, friends, friendship, humor, humorist, lighthearted, sad, sadness, social, support

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  3 weeks ago

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  Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂

  animation, anything, cartoons, cliff, comedy, fall, humor, irony, little, satire, slapstick, taught, umbrella, us, uselessness

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Guess I'll save my greatest love for karaoke night! 🎤😂

  always, breakup, comedy, emotional, houston, humor, i, independence, just, love, loved, mean, point, relationships, sarcasm, whitney, Whitney Houston

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Dreaming of memes so bad, even the Sandman shakes his head 😂😴💤

  bring, comedy, dumb, dumbest, entertainment, ever, humor, internet, me, meme, seen, shit, silly

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  I always knew Dad's real talent was secretly saving internet bandwidth 🌐💸👏

  comedy, end, family, father, home, humor, important, meeting, meetings, mom, money, nothing, online, online meeting, parenting, rich, said, technology, thanks, wealth, work, work from home, Zoom

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Story of my life—it's a real skill losing things while still holding them! 🙈📱🕵️‍♂️

  awkward, comedy, everyday, forgetfulness, hand, holding, humor, looking, me, move, phone, relatability, self-deprecating, signature, smartphone, tech

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Ninja training: 0% complete. Still working on my disappearing act! 💨🔦🤦‍♂️

  annoyance, argument, arguments, bang, comedy, disappear, flash, frustration, humor, i, idiots, sarcasm, self-expression, thinking, throw, wish, wishful, wishful thinking, witty

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  Can't blame the guy for having high standards… or just not wanting furry sous chefs! 🐀👨‍🍳🤣

  animated, animated film, comedy, cooking, even, evil, film, food, hilarious, humor, just, misunderstanding, rat, Ratatouille, villain, want

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  3 weeks ago

  Commentary:
  When your talents are priceless, but your bank account wishes they weren't 😂💸 #SkillzForDays

  comedy, humor, i, sarcasm, self-deprecating, talent, un-monetizable

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