320 Funny comedy quotes

Funny comedy quotes are the perfect way to celebrate the lighter side of life! 🎤😂 Whether it’s a quick punchline, a witty observation, or a ridiculous scenario, these quotes remind us that laughter is the best form of comedy. Get ready to laugh out loud — because comedy is all about finding humor in the everyday! 😆🎭✨

I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.

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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️‍♂️💨

They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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When I get up, my body sounds like a bowl of Rice Krispies! 🍚😆🔊

When you’re sad, find two equally sad friends and form a cryangle.

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Forming a cryangle: where misery loves company and geometry gets emotional 😂🔺💧

If cartoons have taught us anything, it’s the uselessness of little umbrellas when plummeting from a cliff.

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Trying to use an umbrella as a parachute? Better hope for a soft landing on a cloud, or maybe some conveniently placed cartoon bushes! ☂️🤣🪂