Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood. Posted onMay 25, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris π₯π₯πͺ#ChuckNorrisFacts Related funny posts π€ When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor got slapped. Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. I love all the Winter Olympic events, sliding downhill on a piece of wood, sliding downhill on two pieces of wood, sliding downhill in a piece of wood. All amazing. Chuck Norris got shot. The bullet is in critical condition.