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Chuck Norris can rub two fires together to get a piece of wood.

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Chuck Norris doesn't make fires, fires make Chuck Norris 🔥🔥💪#ChuckNorrisFacts

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged chuck, Chuck Norris, comedy, fire, humor, joke, norris, piece, rub, strength, together, toughness, wood on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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