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Mar 28, 2026

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Playful quote about trying horse impressions and not getting ketamine approval.

Commentary:
"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"

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Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

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