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Playful quote about trying horse impressions and not getting ketamine approval.

Just did my best horse impression and the doctor still won’t give me ketamine.

Commentary:
"Looks like the doctor wasn't horsin' around when it comes to prescribing ketamine! 🐴💉 Maybe try neighing for a second opinion? 🤣 #DoctorIsNotBuyingIt"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, comedy, doctor, give, horse, humor, impression, just, ketamine, me, medical, still on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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