21 Funny eye contact quotes

• When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentary— all of it.

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  camera, camera zoom, commentary, contact, episode, eye, eye contact, humor, i, marriage, married, office, side, style, The Office, video, video style, want, wedding, wedding video, Zoom

• I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

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  age, communication, contact, eye, eye contact, humor, i, interaction, social, social interaction, someone, talker, where

• I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

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  confidence, contact, curiosity, eye, eye contact, humor, i, interaction, know, mystery, people, social, social interaction, something

• I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

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  boob, boobs, contact, eye, eye contact, glad, humor, i, interaction, last, making, me, need, people, self-deprecating, social, social interaction, thing

• Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

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  anyone, awkwardness, banana, contact, eat, eating, etiquette, eye, eye contact, food, food etiquette, humor, i, social, social awkwardness, while

• Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

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  arm, arm wrestling, bonding, contact, eye, eye contact, eyes, hands, hold, humor, invention, male, male bonding, men, others, playful, romance, wrestling

• Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

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  around, awkwardness, casual, casual interaction, contact, crazy, everyday, everyday life, eye, eye contact, humor, humorous, humorous observation, interaction, just, let, life, making, me, observation, saying, self-awareness, sidewalk, social, social awkwardness, strangers, walk

• Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

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  connection, contact, distraction, essential, eye, eye contact, finding, humor, meetings, person, strategy, stupid, survival, workplace

• Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

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  afford, commitment, contact, eye, eye contact, humor, i, making, me, money, panic, relationship, right, stop, wedding

• Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

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  assertiveness, confidence, contact, dance, dominance, eye, eye contact, humor, twerking

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