My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap. Posted on9 hours ago
You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. Posted on2 days ago
Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy. Posted on2 days ago
“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact. Posted on3 days ago