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19 Funny eye contact quotes

Funny eye contact quotes 👀 are the perfect way to capture those awkward, hilarious moments when words just aren’t enough! Whether you’ve locked eyes with a stranger or shared a mischievous glance with a friend, these witty lines will make you chuckle and see the humor in every stare. Ready to laugh out loud and blink twice? Let’s dive into some eye-opening fun! 😂✨

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say “hello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Posted on1 day ago1 day ago

I’ll make direct eye contact while eating a hot dog, just to make you feel weird.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.”

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I like people who make eye contact like they know something I don’t.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Posted on2 months ago2 months ago

Men invented arm wrestling so they could hold hands and look into each other’s eyes.

Posted on3 months ago3 months ago

Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”.

Posted on5 months ago5 months ago

Finding a person to make eye contact with during stupid meetings is essential to survival in the workplace.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Posted onMar 8, 2025Mar 8, 2025

Establish dominance by maintaining eye contact whilst twerking.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

When they ask “how was your weekend?” answer “better than yours” and maintain eye contact.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Farting, but with eye contact.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Alcohol and eye contact is a deadly combo.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Posted onJan 25, 2025

My dog just looked me in the eye and said “no one is gonna believe you”, then took a nap.

Posted onJan 24, 2025

You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

Accidentally made eye contact with the sweets at the grocery store and now have to declare bankruptcy.

Posted onJan 22, 2025

“My family doesn’t have a black sheep,” I say, while everyone avoids eye contact.

Posted onJan 21, 2025

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