Making eye contact with strangers on the sidewalk and saying “it’s crazy that they just let me walk around, haha”. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Suddenly, it's a sidewalk stand-up show! ๐๐ #FreelanceComedian" Related funny posts ๐ค Sorry, but if youโre walking slower than me on the sidewalk, youโre my enemy. Walking faster than me? Also my enemy. Now if youโre walking at the same speed as me… hmm, yeah, Iโm thinking enemy. I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk. Like, man, I really didn’t mean to flex on you with my youthful stride. What doesnโt kill you makes you weird at social gatherings. I’m glad I have boobs. The last thing I need is people making eye contact with me. God, never seen San Francisco this bad. Spiderwebs completely covering entire business, skeletons just strewn about sidewalks in every neighborhood. Things have got to change!