Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program πππ«π Related funny posts π€ Wanna know a real adult life hack? Don’t tell anyone when you have a day off. Absolutely no one. Heard a recording of my own voice, and now I can never speak again. I bet my soulmate is out there somewhere pretending everything is fine. Whatever happened calorically this weekend can never happen again. Asking myself if that was too weird after I hit send.