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Witty quote about avoiding eye contact while eating a banana, humorous and playful vibe.

Refusing to make eye contact with anyone while I eat my banana.

Commentary:
Avoiding eye contact like I'm in a banana witness protection program ๐Ÿ˜‚๐ŸŒ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ‘€

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anyone, awkwardness, banana, contact, eat, eating, etiquette, eye, eye contact, food, food etiquette, humor, i, social, social awkwardness, while on May 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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