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Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now.

Commentary:
"Sorry, can't risk falling in love and ending up in debt! ๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’ธ Maybe we should just stick to awkward glances instead. ๐Ÿ˜‚"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged afford, commitment, contact, eye, eye contact, humor, i, making, me, money, panic, relationship, right, stop, wedding on May 25, 2026 by slickboy.

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