Skip to content

Wordgag

10,000+ Funny Quotes

  • β˜… Home
  • 🎲 Random
  • ⚑ Slot
  • 🏝️ Summer
Playful quote about animals and humans, highlighting humorous social instincts in a witty way.

My first instinct when I see an animal is to say β€œhello.” My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.

Commentary:
Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! πŸ˜‚πŸ™ˆπŸ‘‹πŸΆ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, anxiety, avoid, away, contact, eye, eye contact, greeting, hello, hope, humor, i, instinct, introvert, person, say, social, social anxiety on May 19, 2026 by slickboy.

Post navigation

← Having a girlfriend is insane because you can literally go to touch them, and they will let you. I’m instantly 70% nicer after 3 p.m. on Fridays. →
Proudly powered by WordPress