My first instinct when I see an animal is to say βhello.β My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Animal whisperer by day, expert people avoider by night! ππππΆ Related funny posts π€ Just had my biannual teeth cleaning like some barn animal. I’m at the age where I won’t make eye contact with someone because they look like a “talker.” I’m one group chat away from vanishing into the woods to befriend forest creatures. Instead of meeting any new people, I would much rather un-meet the ones I already know. I think Cinderella should have lived a happy life with all her animal friends rather than settle for a man who had her try on a shoe because he didn’t recognize her without makeup.