When I get married, I want my wedding video to be filmed like it’s an episode of The Office. I want camera zooms, eye contact, side commentaryβ all of it. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's the moment when "I do" meets mockumentary magic! π₯ππ Related funny posts π€ You can tell me what you want, but alcohol and eye contact are a dangerous combination. I refuse to listen to anyone give commentary on the state of society unless itβs in a TikTok video filmed inside their car. What I learned from Covid is that it’s basically possible to do all your work from home while drunk. Stop making eye contact with me, I can’t afford a wedding right now. I think itβs sad that getting married is one of the only ways to guarantee somebody will be forced to make a speech about how great you are.