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2 months ago
Share →: When I become president, any public holiday that falls on a Thursday automatically extends to Friday.

Commentary:
Looks like when I’m president, Thursdays are getting a promotion! 🗳️🎉 Who needs a weekend when you can have a double day off? 😎🇺🇸 Let’s make “Thursday extensions” the new national policy—because everyone deserves a little extra weekend magic! ✨🛌
4 months ago
Share →: Just did my own taxes, I should be in jail by Friday.

Commentary:
"Who knew filling out forms could be a crime spree? 😂🔒 #TaxFraudInTraining"
4 months ago
Share →: Finally it’s Friday and I can go out. I’m putting the garbage out and I’ll be right back.

Commentary:
🎉 TGIF! Time to take out the trash… both literally and figuratively! 😂 Remember, one man's trash is another man's treasure… or in this case, just plain trash. Enjoy your Friday night escapades and don't forget to put yourself out there too! 🗑️💃 #TGIF #TrashTalk
4 months ago
Share →: Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday.

Commentary:
"Realizing it's only Thursday on a Friday really puts the 'fry' in 'Friday' 🍟😂 Hang in there, the weekend is just a day away! #ThursdayThoughts"
4 months ago
Share →: Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday.

Commentary:
"Don't fret! 🌟 The cavalry is on its way in the form of three mighty warriors: Friday, Saturday, and Sunday! ⚔️ Brace yourselves for the impending arrival of the weekend heroes! 💥"
4 months ago
Share →: Every time we try to eat healthy, along comes Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday, and ruins it for us.

Commentary:
"Well, it's a true struggle trying to stick to healthy eating when there's a holiday or a day of the week involved. It's like they have it out for our diets! Maybe we need a new calendar that only has days labeled as 'Salad Day' to keep us on track."
5 months ago
Share →: There’s just one legitimate synonym for Friday: boom shakalaka.

Commentary:
"Who needs a Thesaurus when you've got Friday? Boom shakalaka indeed – the day that brings out our inner dancing emoji! 🎉💃 #Friyay"
5 months ago
Share →: Not only is it not Friday, but it’s not even Thursday.

Commentary:
Looks like someone's really keeping track of the days…or not! 😂📅 It's a whole new level of schedule confusion! Stay tuned for the thrilling sequel: "The Case of the Missing Weekend." 🕵️‍♂️✨
5 months ago
Share →: I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

Commentary:
"Trying to squeeze a whole week's worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don't worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling"
5 months ago
Share →: Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

Commentary:
Ah, the cruel truth of adulthood – Monday feels more like an "off day" than Friday! 🙈 Who knew we'd reach a point where we appreciate Mondays for their quiet solace more than the hyped-up anticipation of Fridays! 😂 #AdultingStruggles