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  • I was so excited thinking tomorrow was Friday only to find out it is definitely not Friday.

    Commentary:
    “Trying to squeeze a whole week’s worth of expectations into one day? Sounds like a case of premature FriYAYulation! 🤪 Don’t worry, weekend vibes are just around the corner… Hang in there! ⏳🙃 #FridayFeeling”

  • Adulting is realizing Monday is a better “off day” than Friday.

    Commentary:
    Ah, the cruel truth of adulthood – Monday feels more like an “off day” than Friday! 🙈 Who knew we’d reach a point where we appreciate Mondays for their quiet solace more than the hyped-up anticipation of Fridays! 😂 #AdultingStruggles

  • I was really happy about it being Friday until I realized it was only Wednesday.

    Commentary:
    “Ah, the classic case of mistaken identity: Wednesday pretending to be Friday! 🤦‍♂️ Don’t worry, just a few more days of pretending and you’ll be back to living the Weekend Dream! Hang in there! 😄🎉

  • Friday the 13th used to mean something. Now every day is awful.

    Commentary:
    “Friday the 13th used to bring the chills, but now it’s just another day cursed with bad luck! 😱🔮 Who stole the spooky magic from the calendar? 📆#EverydayIsFridaythe13thNow”

  • Thursday is really unnecessary. Today could’ve been Friday.

    Commentary:
    “Thursday, the middle child of the week, always struggling to find its place. Why bother, when we all just want to fast forward to Friday anyway? 😆🤷‍♂️ #ThursdayBlues”

  • Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday.

    Commentary:
    “Looks like we’re stuck in the dreaded land of ‘Not-Friday-Not-Thursday-ville’ 🙃⏳ At least we’ve got each other to make it through this midweek madness! Keep pushing, the weekend will eventually grace us with its presence! 🎉🤪 #IsItFridayYet”

  • Damn, girl, are you Black Friday? Because I’m wondering what your bloody deal is.

    Commentary:
    “Hey there! Are you Black Friday, because you’ve got me feeling like I need to fight through crowds just to uncover your irresistible discounts! 💸🛍️ #SavageSavings”

  • Black Friday used to have heart. I wanna see someone get clocked for a Wii.

    Commentary:
    “Back in the day, Black Friday was a full contact sport. If you didn’t witness a brawl over a Wii, did you even Black Friday? 😂💥🎮 #ThrowbackThursday”

  • 5pm on a Friday: call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working.

    Commentary:
    “5pm on a Friday mood: ‘Call me a McDonald’s ice-cream machine because I’m not working… just like the machine! 🍦😂 Who else is ready for some chill time?”

  • Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!

    Commentary:
    🚖💸 “Hello taxi, off to Friday please. Money doesn’t matter!” – Sounds like someone is ready to make it rain… with witty remarks and not cash! Keep chasing the weekend vibes without breaking the bank, my friend! 🎉💰 #FridayFeeling

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