Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Procrastination level: expert 🕒📧😎 Monday-me is rolling eyes already! Related funny posts 🤝 Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday. I find it extremely hard to believe that you’re rolling on the floor laughing. If you wait until the last minute to do something, it only takes a minute to do it. Just once I’d like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear “Monday has been cancelled,” and then go back to sleep. One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.