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When you're trying to find the fine print on your Friday happiness warranty: 😄🔍📜💼
61 Funny Friday quotes
Waiting until 4:59 p.m. on Fridays to send an email, because any response is Monday’s problem.
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Procrastination level: expert 🕒📧😎 Monday-me is rolling eyes already!
Don’t really want to have 6-8 pints and a takeaway tonight, but it’s Friday and rules are rules.
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Looks like Friday compliance is mandatory! 🍻🍕 #RulesAreRules
Wild Friday night, and by wild, I mean me and the other psychopaths at the gym.
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Sounds like you're getting a cardio workout dodging all the social interactions! 🏋️♂️😂🤸♀️
Oh, you’re extending your sale? Your Black Friday sale that ended on Tuesday? You’re extending it?
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Guess the calendar didn't get the memo! 🗓️🤔 #TimeTravelSales
I love how all the Black Friday deals this year are just the price of the item before the tariffs.
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When the only thing that drops lower than Black Friday prices is my self-control 😂🛒🛍️
Every Friday, I’m like, “This weekend I’m getting my life together,” and then… I don’t.
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Weekend resolutions: 0, Couch potato: 1 🛋️🥔🎉
The week be like Mooonnnday, Tueeesday, Weeeeednesday, Thuuuuursday, FriSatSun
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Why does the weekend have to be on fast-forward like it's avoiding chores? 🏃♂️💨📅
Dear Black Friday… We all have big TVs now, put the groceries on sale.
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When I said I wanted "bigger portions" for the holidays, I didn't mean the screen size! 🍗📺🤣
Trying to bribe Monday with coffee to get it to act like a Friday.
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Looks like Monday needs an espresso intervention to get its act together 🤔☕️➡️🎉