Lowkey wanna fall in love, but Monday to Friday is work, Saturday is laundry, Sunday is mental prep for Monday. The butterflies in my stomach are actually decomposing. Posted onMay 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like my love life is perpetually stuck in the spin cycle ๐๐ ๐ Related funny posts ๐ค You don’t do laundry once a week. You do it constantly, endlessly, foreverโuntil you die. Iโd change my name to laundry if it meant youโd think about doing me every day. I need someone to wring out my brain like a dishrag. Therapy isnโt enough. I need to run my brain through the dishwasher. These people act like theyโve never seen anyone wearing a Speedo in a laundromat before.