The best plans on a Friday night are no plans. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like I've got a hot date with my couch and a bag of chips! 🛋️🍟 Related funny posts 🤝 So does everybody have a collection of grocery bags that you keep inside of a grocery bag? Climbing Mount Everest looks super boring and dumb. You just walk uphill, are cold and at the brink of death. No thanks. But what if I don’t want someone that’s good for me? Potatoes make French fries, chips and vodka. It’s like the other vegetables aren’t even trying. Nutrition labels should include an “What if I ate the whole thing” section.