“You’re not allowed to be grumpy on a Friday, it’s in the fine print somewhere.”

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It’s wild that you can just do anything. Date the wrong person, choose the wrong career. You can go outside and start eating dirt if you want, and the universe lets you. Not even a pop-up like “Are you sure?“

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The rainforest cafe won’t be authentic enough for me if they don’t bulldoze 40% of the restaurant while I’m there.

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A piece of chocolate contains just enough energy to take another one.

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We literally used to write an essay by hand.

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Can I get back all those naps I refused to take as a kid? I could really use them now.

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Maybe there’s an alternate universe where onions cry when they chop up humans, you don’t know.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!