My talents include sneaking out of work early on a Friday. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Escape artist by day, professional weekend enthusiast by Friday afternoon! 😎🏃♂️💨 Related funny posts 🤝 Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday. Don’t worry, better days are coming. They are called Friday, Saturday and Sunday. That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”. My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still at work. The first 120 hours after the weekend are always the worst.