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It infuriates me that computer Scrabble doesn’t get mad when I win even though I’m livid when it wins.

Jan 23, 2026

Ever since I learned the show is called Suits because of lawsuits and not because they wear suits, I have harbored a hot white rage within me beyond anything mankind has ever known.

Jan 23, 2026

You hit a couple of curbs, take out a trash can and all of a sudden it’s “you can’t drive”.

Jan 23, 2026

Golf is a great way to learn all of the new curse words your subconscious has been cooking up in the lab.

Jan 23, 2026

I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

Jan 23, 2026

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Jan 23, 2026

Dating apps? No thanks, if I wanted to talk to someone for hours and accomplish nothing, I’d contact tech support.

Jan 23, 2026

You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

Jan 23, 2026

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

Jan 23, 2026

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

Jan 23, 2026

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

Jan 23, 2026

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

Jan 23, 2026Feb 27, 2026

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

Jan 22, 2026

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

Jan 22, 2026

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

Jan 22, 2026

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

Jan 22, 2026

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

Jan 22, 2026

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

Jan 22, 2026

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

Jan 22, 2026

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

Jan 22, 2026

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

Jan 22, 2026

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

Jan 22, 2026

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

Jan 22, 2026

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Jan 22, 2026

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

Jan 22, 2026

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

Jan 22, 2026

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

Jan 22, 2026

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

Jan 22, 2026

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

Jan 22, 2026

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

Jan 22, 2026

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

Jan 22, 2026

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

Jan 22, 2026

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

Jan 22, 2026

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

Jan 22, 2026

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

Jan 22, 2026

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Jan 22, 2026

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

Jan 22, 2026

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

Jan 22, 2026

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

Jan 22, 2026

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

Jan 22, 2026