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Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

3 months ago

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

3 months ago

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

3 months ago

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

3 months ago

A big F*** YOU to people driving small cars and pulling deep into parking spaces so I think I have a spot until the last second.

3 months ago

The question “how is work” really pisses me off. Work is work, bro, I don’t know what else you want me to say.

3 months ago

I get it cicadas, I’m ready to scream for six weeks too.

3 months ago

Sure, my internet service is overpriced and spotty but you can’t put a price on unintentionally being dropped from every Zoom meeting.

3 months ago

It’s like ten thousand views when all you need is a like.

3 months ago

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

3 months ago

Old people like to golf every day because they are so sick of everyone’s shit and just wanna repeatedly whack something.

3 months ago

There are three certainties in life: death, taxes and getting stuck behind a shit driver when you’re late.

3 months ago

If my trainee says “oh God” one more time, he’s going to meet him.

3 months ago

I hate apps that shut off your music when you open them, like how fu*king important do you think you are?

3 months ago

I have found that there is usually a lot of day left at the end of my patience.

3 months ago

Today I couldn’t find a parking space at work, so I drove back home. Looks like they have enough people there.

3 months ago

This is no glow. This is the rage that boils inside me.

3 months ago

How dare this person in traffic hold me up for seconds on the way to a place that doesn’t require my immediate presence?

3 months ago

I hate small cars that disguise themselves as free parking spaces and drop their masks as soon as you pull up in front of them.

3 months ago