I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there. Posted onMay 23, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Once it's in the pan, it's on a lifelong cooking journey! 🍳👨🍳😂 #PanLoyalty" Related funny posts 🤝 I love to see “pan-fried” on a menu. I hate food that’s fried in a shoe. I have determined there is no quiet way to get a pan out of a cabinet in the morning. I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen. I love my new crockpot. Now we can wait longer to eat my horrible cooking. Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.