Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

Commentary:
Sounds like a pretty solid defense plan you've got there! Just don't forget to keep extra ammo for when the toaster starts acting up ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ซ๐Ÿ“ ๐Ÿž