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What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

Commentary:
Sounds like a classic case of "rage management level expert"🔥🚫💀! Keeping that inner hulk at bay deserves a gold medal in self-control 👏🏅😅!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged anger, call, coping, dark, dark humor, emotions, everything, frustration, good, humor, jokes, patience, people, sarcasm, self-control on Nov 6, 2025 by slickboy.

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