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You spend so long trying to think of a name for your cat only to end up calling them “for god’s sake” and “please stop”.

May 23, 2026

Once again, I have fallen for life’s biggest scam: being two hours early for a flight only for security to take roughly seven minutes.

May 23, 2026

My husband pissed me off so I wrapped his remote and put it under the tree.

May 23, 2026

If being hydrated is such a great thing, why does it feel like my bladder is pissed off?

May 23, 2026

It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

May 23, 2026

Broke my work phone. I can’t talk on it anymore. I should have done this a long time ago.

May 23, 2026

Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

May 23, 2026

Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

May 23, 2026

A thousand curses upon anyone who has ever gone, “Why are you sitting in the dark?” and then flipped the light on without asking.

May 23, 2026

Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

May 23, 2026

Honestly, I don’t think I have any more new passwords left in me. You wanna steal my identity? Go ahead, I hope you enjoy debt and terrible posture.

May 23, 2026

I hate dealing with fresh garlic. Each individual clove with their little f***ing paperwork.

May 22, 2026

Most of my job is making things idiot proof, but they keep making better idiots.

May 22, 2026

I don’t like who I become when I’m watching someone Google something less efficiently than I would myself.

May 22, 2026

JFK is the perfect name for this airport because it’s a bloody headache.

May 22, 2026

I enjoy driving because it combines my desire to sit with my talent for being angry.

May 22, 2026

What do you call it when everything pisses you off but you’re good at not murdering people?

May 22, 2026

Forget being the bigger person, I’m going to just start barking at people.

May 22, 2026

Anyone know how to create an Outlook rule that sends every email to junk, deletes it, blocks the sender, and sets my laptop on fire?

May 22, 2026

My favorite part about talking to my teens is when they give me direct eye contact, listen intently, nod understandingly and then do the exact opposite of what I just said.

May 22, 2026

I will never understand why our washing machines feel the need to lie about how much time is left. If you need more time, just let me know, that’s fine.

May 22, 2026

Why does it take 5-7 days to refund me when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out?

May 22, 2026

I want to be a house cat and simply slap the shit out of anything in front of me that I do not understand.

May 22, 2026

“Thanks for your payment!” Shut up. I paid that bill against my will.

May 22, 2026

Any jar is a swear jar when the lid won’t open.

May 22, 2026

My patience is like a gift card, not sure how much is left but lets give it a try.

May 22, 2026

An email so annoying, you wanna return the computer to the store.

May 22, 2026

My greatest joy in life is when a friend reads a book I recommend. My greatest frustration in life is when they don’t read it fast enough.

May 22, 2026

Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer, and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don’t recognize.

May 22, 2026

Urgh. Trying to buy a copy of Catch-22 online but the seller won’t post it until I’ve paid and I won’t pay until I’ve received it.

May 22, 2026

I hate it when my pillow is not pillowing like it should. You have one job. Be a pillow man. You are pillow. Act like one!

May 22, 2026

Outlook just asked me if I’m “enjoying” Microsoft Outlook. As if it’s not the Torment Portal.

May 22, 2026

I hate when I’m typing away, expecting autocorrect to have my back, and I look down and just see awjdbdmkskan.

May 22, 2026

Sorry I was late, I was frantically applying to other jobs.

May 22, 2026

Billion dollar technology idea: A printer that works.

May 22, 2026

The only recipes they have online are where I’m the one who’s supposed to buy all this stuff and then make it. That’s not what I’m looking for.

May 22, 2026

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

May 22, 2026

People on diet aren’t mad at you. They’re mad at their lunch.

May 22, 2026

Remember when we had to smack the TV cause it wasn’t coming in clearly? I feel that way about too many people.

May 22, 2026

Are you stupid, sand? You could just lay here forever on this beautiful beach, but no, you have to try with all you’ve got, to get into my shoes.

May 21, 2026