I’ve literally never copied and pasted text and thought, “I’m so glad it kept the formatting and font from the other document.”

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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My goal was to look good in a bikini this summer, but the call of the barbecue is stronger.

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I set up my Nativity scene, but since baby Jesus hasn’t arrived yet, Mary, Joseph and all the Wise Men are just looking down at their phones.

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Thinking about quitting my job to focus on my girlfriend.

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Nosferatu implies the existence of a Yesferatu.

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I need to stop saying “Oppa Gagnam Style!” to fill in awkward pauses in conversation.

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When you look this sexy, they should let you leave work early.

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In the morning: Tired! At lunchtime: Tired! In the evening: Tired! In bed: “Everybody dance now!”

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Go outside and let the rain do what your boyfriend can’t.

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Every room is a panic room if someone farts.