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1185 Funny irony quotes

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

If you feel depressed, go for a run. You will soon find out your physical health is far worse than your mental health.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025
The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

Funny Quotes Mar 30, 2025
The phrase "don't take this the wrong way" has a 0% success rate.

The phrase “don’t take this the wrong way” has a 0% success rate.

Funny Quotes Mar 23, 2025
My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Funny Quotes Mar 22, 2025
Everyone's gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Downloading the Titanic soundtrack. It’s syncing right now.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Changing my passwords regularly has certainly helped protect my accounts. Against me.

Funny Quotes Mar 20, 2025
Your password must contain a character... with a tragic backstory.

Your password must contain a character… with a tragic backstory.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

I wonder if the fall of Rome was this stupid.

Funny Quotes Mar 19, 2025
Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together.

Your life can’t fall apart if you never had it together.

Funny Quotes Mar 18, 2025