1360 Funny irony quotes

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

  Commentary:
  "When it comes to making things 'interesting,' I'm the Picasso of chaos! 🎨🤣💥"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

  Commentary:
  "Pro tip: Use the 'delay shipping' option on words! 🚚💨🤭"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: Shout out to myself for ruining my own life.

  Commentary:
  "When you're the CEO of your own drama club! 🎭🙈 #SelfSabotageStrikesAgain"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: I’m a little too self-aware to enjoy life, and a little too delusional to give up.

  Commentary:
  "Just over here balancing between existential crises and oblivious bliss. It's a tightrope act! 🤔🤹‍♂️😅"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: If you want to experience hunger, go and live with a wealthy person or family.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize the fridge is just as empty in a mansion 🍽️🤷‍♂️ #StayHungry"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

  Commentary:
  "When life's mysteries meet my apathy squad: Problem solved! 🤷‍♂️😂✨"

• 

  1 week ago

  Share →: Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a neurosurgeon in the middle of brain surgery.

  Commentary:
  "Yikes! Hope you remembered to save your progress! 🧠💻😂 #BrainBackup"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: Just found out my asexual friend was only using me for my companionship.

  Commentary:
  "When you realize you've been demoted to emotional support human! 😂🤝 #PlatonicPerks 🍦👫"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If it’s a ghost ship, why does it have to be on water?

  Commentary:
  "Who knew ghosts get sea-sick too? 🚢👻💦"

• 

  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I have the bruises of a much more active person.

  Commentary:
  "Those bruises are just my body’s way of telling me I’m living my best 'accidental Olympic athlete' life 😂🏅🤕"

For even more funny irony quotes, check out the next page, if available 👇

All funny irony quotes & images can be used for free for non-commercial purposes 👌