I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Turns out I've been training for the Olympics in stealth candy consumption π¬π¬π€« Related funny posts π€ Iβm not gaining weight, Iβm retaining candy. My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing. Sweet, but twisted. Does that make me a candy cane? Any house is an Airbnb if youβre quiet enough. My boss wants me to train some other employees so it’s pretty obvious he has no idea I am completely incompetent.