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I thought I liked seeing movies, but it turns out I like eating candy in a dark room where it’s illegal to talk to me.

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Turns out I've been training for the Olympics in stealth candy consumption 🍬🎬🤫

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged candy, dark, dark room, eating, humor, i, illegal, irony, liked, me, movie, movie theater, room, seeing, silence, snack, talk, theater, thought, where on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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← Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow. My wife just pulled me into the other room, and I thought she wanted to have a serious talk, but she just wanted to give me M&M’s without the kids seeing. →
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