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Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today.

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Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! 🧠🔮🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brag, child, children, communication, everything, humor, i, irony, knowledge, parenting, today, told on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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