Not to brag, but my children already knew everything I told them today. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like your kids have mastered mind reading! ๐ง ๐ฎ๐คฃ Related funny posts ๐ค No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time. โThe average CEO reads 52 books a year.โ Yeah, because they’ve got nothing else to do. Not to brag, but I finished an entire book in one sitting. Iโm going to need some new crayons. Not to brag but I donโt even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions. Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.