Banks: You are broke, so we are going to charge you for being broke. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Oh sure, my wallet needs more punishment for running out of cash! ππΈ Related funny posts π€ I’m not scared of love, I’m scared of insufficient cash. The only hot singles in my area are in my wallet. Bitcoin is just Kohlβs Cash for boys. The way Christmas shopping expects me to have money right now is, honestly, disrespectful. I don’t get why banks tie pens with strings. We trust them with money, but they can’t trust us with a single pen.