Someone needs to make an app for a Tamagotchi that you keep alive by going offline. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I think my Tamagotchi would need therapy after spending too much time with me now 😂📵🐣 Related funny posts 🤝 Things were better when the computer lived in its own specific room, and you only went in there sometimes. I hate having a body, it’s so high maintenance. Shower this, eat that, drink this, sleep that, it’s all very stupid. Stores should accept “I bought this while depressed” as a valid reason for a return. Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health. My bank assures me my money is safe with them, yet they keep their pens chained to desks and most of them are missing.