Just paid my rent, now I have a warm place to starve in. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one expensive starvation sauna ππΈπ Related funny posts π€ Just paid rent. Now I have a place to starve in. Counting calories is a great way to combine super fun things like math and not eating. Everything I like is either expensive, illegal, or wont text me back. Summer is the time when it’s too hot to do what it was too cold to do in winter. Becoming a man doesnβt happen the first time you fight or make love. It happens the first time you see the gas bill and remind everyone that we arenβt trying to heat the outside.