Tech bro obsessed with “storytelling,” but hasn’t read a book in the last 5 years. Posted onMay 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When your favorite novel is the 10-page pitch deck! πππ Related funny posts π€ If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. Christmas decor isnβt meant to be sleek and minimalist, it is supposed to look like joy threw up in your house. Sleep is a free trial of death but with ads. Why read the room when you can leave the room? Itβs funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book, and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.