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92 Funny kitchen quotes

Funny kitchen quotes add a dash of humor to your culinary adventures! 🍳😂 From witty remarks about cooking mishaps to playful observations about our favorite kitchen gadgets, these quotes capture the lighter side of meal prep and kitchen chaos. Whether you’re a seasoned chef or just trying to avoid a kitchen disaster, these funny kitchen quotes will bring a smile to your face and make your cooking experience a bit more enjoyable. Bon appétit and enjoy the laughs! 😄🍴

I hate when I go to the kitchen looking for food, and all I find is ingredients.

Posted on6 months ago

You can add tears while cooking if you don’t have salt.

Posted on6 months ago6 months ago

I don’t always cook dinner but when I do, I use every pan in the kitchen.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.

Posted onFeb 25, 2025

I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

Posted onFeb 22, 2025Feb 22, 2025

I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

Posted onFeb 14, 2025Feb 14, 2025

My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

Posted onFeb 8, 2025Feb 8, 2025

It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

Posted onFeb 5, 2025Feb 5, 2025

In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

Posted onFeb 1, 2025Feb 1, 2025

They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

Posted onJan 28, 2025

If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

Posted onJan 28, 2025Jan 28, 2025

She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Nothing flies faster than the ketchup out of the bottle when you only want a little.

Posted onJan 27, 2025

Sex is cool, but have you ever had a can opener that actually works?

Posted onJan 26, 2025

My robot vacuum and I are cut from the same cloth. When we see a line of dirt on the kitchen floor, we just spin around and go the other way.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

I hate when recipes tell you to take something out of the pan and add it back in later. No way bro. It’s staying in there.

Posted onJan 26, 20252 months ago

Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

Shout out to everyone who cooks at 180°C for 20 minutes, no matter what the instructions say.

Posted onJan 26, 2025

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