68 Funny kitchen quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I have a drawer in my kitchen that I can’t open anymore because of that one time I decided to put a spatula in it.

  Commentary:
  Looks like that spatula has taken up permanent residence in the drawer, claiming squatter's rights! 🍳🤣 Better call in a mediator to resolve this heated kitchen dispute! 🔥🍴

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  4 months ago

  Share →: I’m pretty sure my husband’s favorite sound is the oven range fan turning on when I start making dinner.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the sweet symphony of the oven range fan – music to a husband's ears 🎶🍳 Sounds like your husband knows how to appreciate the important things in life! Who needs romantic gestures when you have the soothing hum of kitchen appliances, right? 😂 #KitchenSeranade

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My toxic trait is consistently cutting off the resealable part of the bag of frozen vegetables.

  Commentary:
  "Oh, the thrill of defying practicality by snipping away the resealable part of the frozen veggie bag! 🥦 Maybe it's not a toxic trait, just a rebellious stance against convenience. Who needs resealable bags anyway? Keep living on the edge, you trailblazer! 🌽😄 #AntiResealableRevolution"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

  Commentary:
  It's the ultimate Tupperware treasure hunt – searching through a sea of containers only to come up empty-handed when it's lid time! 🤦‍♂️🥡 Who knew Tupperware could be so elusive? 🕵️‍♀️ Remember, folks, always match your lids with care! 🙈 #TupperwareTroubles

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  5 months ago

  Share →: In my defense, they burned my grilled cheese sandwich.

  Commentary:
  "Well, in my opinion, burning a grilled cheese is a crime punishable by life imprisonment! 🧀🔥😂 #JusticeForGrilledCheese"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: They need to invent a dishwasher with a window on it. I have to know what goes on in there.

  Commentary:
  "Imagine the drama and intrigue unfolding behind that dishwasher door! 🕵️‍♂️🍽️ Who knew cleaning dishes could be such a mystery thriller? 🔍✨ #DishwasherDetective"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: If you don’t have a favorite spatula yet, you still have some growing up to do.

  Commentary:
  "🍳 Don't be a flip-flopper when it comes to spatulas! It's time to whisk up some maturity and get yourself a favorite one! 🥄 After all, a good spatula will always stick by your side, just like a loyal pancake waiting to be flipped."

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  5 months ago

  Share →: She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the true magician in the kitchen! 🎩✨ Who needs a wand when you've got a sandwich maker that can work wonders? 🥪😄 #SandwichMagic"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I just tried to poach an egg and I now understand why Eggs Benedict is $23

  Commentary:
  Looks like the egg decided to play hard-to-get 🍳😂 No wonder it costs a pretty penny to have Eggs Benedict served up all fancy! Who knew breakfast could be such a high-maintenance diva? 😉

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

  Commentary:
  Looks like the avocado made quite an impression! 🥑👩‍🍳 Let's hope it lives up to the hype and doesn't turn out to be 'avo-cadon't'! 😉🎉

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