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Even my left hand is confused about this culinary adventure 🍳🤚🤣
107 Funny kitchen quotes
We keep a potato masher in a drawer because sometimes it’s fun to not be able to open that drawer.
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When life gives you mashed potatoes, it locks the drawer for extra flavor! 🥔🔒😂
A thing I never realized about being an adult is that you will always be cleaning your kitchen. No matter if you get takeout, no matter if you’re gone all day, you will be cleaning the kitchen.
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Never knew adulthood meant earning a PhD in kitchenology! 🧼🍽️🔄
“NOT dishwasher safe!” You’ll be okay, buddy, just do your best in there.
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Ah, the dishwasher initiation rite! May you emerge stronger and only slightly more water-resistant! 🚿😂🔄
Paid my rent and slept in every room of my house this week, kitchen and laundry room next.
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Living that luxury lifestyle where my couch and stovetop become my guest rooms! 🛋️🍳🏰
We just accepted air fryers and never once questioned how air fries things.
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Guess we just agreed to let the magical hot wind take the lead in our kitchens! 🍟✨🍃
ADHD is when you buy a blender and then make smoothies every day for 2 weeks, and then never make one or even acknowledge your blender ever again.
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"When your blender joins the witness protection program after those intense 2 weeks 😂🥤🔍"
I used an air fryer for the first time tonight, and I feel like I just discovered fire.
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Just call me the modern-day caveman, but with less smoke and more crunch! 🔥🍟😄
Who decided that “microwaves that beep forever” was a feature we needed.
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Microwave: the only machine that tries harder to get your attention than a toddler with a drum set! 🍽️🔊😅
You can make a salad without lettuce if you want, there are no rules.
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Lettuce rethink salad norms—toss in whatever; it’s a leafy affair gone rogue! 🥗🤪