995 Funny people quotes

Funny people quotes are a brilliant way to poke fun at the quirks and behaviors that make us all unique! 😄😂 Whether it’s hilarious observations about human nature or witty remarks about everyday life, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Embrace the humor in being human! 😆🙌

I love when people start getting filler, and instead of looking younger, it’s just like okay, your face is getting really, really big in all directions.

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Inflatable faces: the latest trend in 3D selfies! 🎈😆📸

The fewer the people, the greater the inner peace.

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Sounds like the perfect excuse for a solo pizza party! 🍕😌🕺

Unfollowing high school people really is a form of self-care.

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Finally, a detox plan I can stick to! 🧼📱😂

People think I forgot the shit they said. Ain’t no expiration date on disrespect.

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Savvy with the shady receipts! I’m basically a librarian of grudges. 📚😎✨

I’m about to start telling people, “As long as that makes sense to you,” when they say shit that doesn’t make sense to me.

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Here’s my new mantra for life: “If it makes sense to you, then it makes ‘dollars’ to me” 😂🤑 #ConfusionEconomics

“I’m not short. I’m just more down to earth than most people.”

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"Being closer to the ground just means I'm a pro at finding loose change! 🍀💰"

You know it’s bad when people start telling you, you are the strongest person they’ve ever met.

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When they start calling you a superhero, but all you want is a nap! 🦸‍♂️🦸‍♀️😴

We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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Sounds like the produce section could use a few more space bananas! 🍌👽🚀

The most disturbing thing about waking up at 4 a.m. is realizing some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.

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Waking up before the sun just to work out? I thought those were horror stories, not fitness plans! 🌞🏃‍♂️😴

People who grew up with money will look you in the eyes and ask you something insane like, “Do you ski?”

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Why ski when you can barely afford to slide into the weekend? ⛷️😅🛷

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