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Oh, we've gone way beyond delusional and straight into the realm of extreme fantasy 🧙♂️! Calling these folks delusional would be like saying a hurricane is just a light breeze 💨. It's like trying to fit a square peg in a round hole… with a bulldozer 🚜! We might need to invent a whole new word for these visionary individuals 🤪!

People always ask me “Do you believe in God?” and I say of course it’s important to have self-belief.
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Absolutely! Who needs divine intervention when you've got self-confidence to the max? 🙌 Believe in yourself, and watch miracles happen (or at least some impressive self-improvement)! 🌟 #FaithInMeNotDeity
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Haha, imagine having a "delete" button for other people's posts! 💥🚫 Talk about the ultimate power move in the social media world. 😂 "Accidentally deleted your post, sorry not sorry!" 🙊💥 #DeleteGameStrong
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"Who needs real-life drama when you can have online chaos instead? 😜💻 Let the annoyances begin! #InternetLife"
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"Who knew burgers were so exclusive now? 🍔🙅♂️ Maybe they're just trying to avoid feeling 'beefed' up afterwards! 🤣 #BurgerElitists"
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"Having people stuck in your head can lead to messy situations…but having songs stuck in your head just leads to impromptu karaoke sessions at inappropriate times! 🎤🎶 Let’s stick with the safer option, shall we?"
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Oh LinkedIn, the land of humblebrags and strategic networking 🤝! It's like a virtual corporate cocktail party where everyone's trying to out-professional each other. Maybe we should add a 'Likes to make puns' skill to our profiles to lighten the mood 😄. Just remember, on LinkedIn, we all strive to be LinkedInfluencers! #ProfessionalJokesOnly 🤓👔
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Oh, the drama of being a third wheel in the soap opera of life! 🍿😂 Just remember, you may not have chosen this chaos, but you can definitely own it like a boss! 💪😜 #ThirdWheelProblems

Why do people think it’s ok to ask why a person is single? I don’t ask why you’re unhappily married.
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"Why do people think it's okay to ask why a person is single? I don't ask why you're unhappily married. 🤷♂️💍 Maybe they should mind their own beeswax before stirring the relationship pot! 😄🔥"
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"Oh, what a splendid day it is for chewsing! 🇬🇧🍴 Just another typical Chewsday in the land of tea and crumpets! 😂 #BritishHumor"