I’m inventing a website for unemployed people called LinkedOut. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like a network where the only boss is your couch! ποΈπ Related funny posts π€ How do I even know this guy is my βbossβ? Iβve just been taking his word for it. A 12 step program but itβs just me getting off the couch. My boss just left which means I have finished all of my work for the day. Me: This show is really boring. Boss: Again, this a zoom conference. To anybody who thinks being self-employed means you donβt have to work for a boss you hate, I have terrible news.