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Witty holiday quote about Santa's clever visit routine and snack etiquette.

Santa has the right idea: only visit people once a year, eat a snack, leave early.

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Sounds like the perfect socializing strategy! Santa's got the right idea— in and out with snacks and no awkward goodbyes! 🎅🎉🍪👋

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged celebration, early, eat, holiday, humor, idea, leave, once, only, party, people, right, Santa, snack, socializing, tradition, visit, year on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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