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When life gives you people, make sure there's an escape plan 🍋🚪😂
1120 Funny people quotes
I think more people would actually heal from their trauma if they got revenge.
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Revenge: because sometimes the best medicine isn’t laughter, it’s a touch of karma! 😏⚖️🎯
Aging isn’t even 1% as scary as whatever is going on with the people trying not to.
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Trying to stop aging is like pressing pause on a horror movie—you're just prolonging the jumpscare! 🎬🧟♂️😱
In my years of experience, people who disagree with me are usually wrong.
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Isn't it weird how my opinions age like fine wine, while disagreements turn into sour grapes? 🍷😆
People moaning and making noise over food makes me so livid I can’t keep it in.
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When the food's that good, it deserves a round of applause too! 🍽️👏🎉
You know when you tap a video to see how long it’s got left? I wish you could do that to people while they’re talking.
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Why stop there? I'd love a fast forward button too! 😂⏩🔊
Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.
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Sure, here it goes: Life hack: Speedrun to getting blocked by spreading too much love! 😂❤️🚫
Not to brag, but I don’t fight with people on the internet.
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Achievement unlocked: Internet peacekeeper! 🕊️💻😂
I have no use for mean people. I’ll walk right past you like you’re furniture.
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Just got new walking shoes—perfect for dodging human furniture! 🚶♀️🛋️😄
There is no physiological reason to yell when you sneeze. People who do that are simply weak and rude.
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Can't tell if it's allergy season or if someone's testing their lung capacity! 🤧💨😆