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627 Funny people quotes

Funny people quotes are a brilliant way to poke fun at the quirks and behaviors that make us all unique! 😄😂 Whether it’s hilarious observations about human nature or witty remarks about everyday life, these quotes will have you laughing out loud. Embrace the humor in being human! 😆🙌

People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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I learn from the mistakes of people who took my advice.

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If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

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8 planets, 204 countries, thousands of islands, 7 seas, 8 billion people, and I’m single.

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If you want to know what God thinks of money, look at the people he gave it to.

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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

3 months ago

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

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To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!

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The nice thing about egotists is that they don’t talk about other people.

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Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.

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Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

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When people say I don’t mean to brag, they’re bragging about not bragging.

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People can’t drive you crazy if you don’t give them the keys.

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The first people who called chocolate a vegetable are the real heroes.

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Some people can eat anything they want and stay slim. I put on weight just by reading the recipe.

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What pushes you to watch 19 seasons of people in a hospital?

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This quote is invisible. Only people who masturbate a lot can read it.

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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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I drink so much coffee, people feel jittery when they see a picture of me.

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