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I found there was only one way to look thin: hang out with fat people.

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"Who needs a gym membership when you can just strategically choose your squad? 🤔 Surround yourself with all the snacks – I mean friends, and voilà, instant weight loss illusion! 😂🍰 #SquadGoals"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged body, body image, fat, found, friendship, hang, hang out, humor, i, image, people, perspective, self-deprecation, thin on May 20, 2026 by slickboy.

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