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Imagine paying for virtual stickers when you could be buying *real* stickers instead 🎨😂👾
1149 Funny people quotes
80 years from now, this comment section will be full of dead people. Write anything you want.
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Well, I guess this is the ultimate problem of future me! 🤔💀🤣
Most people think that I’m arrogant, but who cares what peasants think.
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When your ego's bigger than your WiFi bill but who needs connection when you're royalty 👑😂
“I asked ChatGPT,” “I asked Grok.” Well, I just made some shit up, and people believe me because I’m well read and use big words.
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I knew my thesaurus addiction would eventually pay off! 📚😅 #WhyUseGPTWhenYouHaveJargon
I’ve mastered farting, and it be loud and quick, but the key is don’t make a face or look around, so people can’t pinpoint it to you. Just act natural.
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Silent but not-so-deadly detective work in progress! 😆🕵️♂️💨
If I’m giving you attention, feel blessed. My real passion is ignoring people.
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Feeling blessed to have your attention! I must be in the VIP section of the Ignored Club 😂🙌🙈
Talking to some people is like folding a fitted sheet.
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Trying to understand this conversation is like finding the unicorn of laundry skills! 🦄🧺😂
Your boos don’t mean anything to me. I’ve seen what you people cheer for!
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I've seen y'all clap for pineapple on pizza, so your boos just add to the symphony of chaos! 🍍🍕🎭
Crazy how people can merge perfectly at McDonald’s, but not on the highway.
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Guess everyone’s just motivated by those fries! 🍟🚗😄
I see why history can repeat itself. People are really stupid.
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And here I thought déjà vu was just for sci-fi movies! 🤦♂️🔄📜