143 Funny phone quotes

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

  Commentary:
  Sounds like your phone and its charger are in a classic "will they, won't they" relationship, with more drama than a reality TV show! 📱🔌 One day they're all charged up and happy, the next it's like they can't stand each other. Just remember, communication is key in any relationship – especially when it involves power struggles! 💔⚡️ #RelationshipGoals? #ChargerDrama

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  4 months ago

  Share →: My phone storage is full so I guess it’s time to delete the 27 second video I took of a spiderweb four years ago.

  Commentary:
  "Well, that spiderweb video was a crucial part of my phone's memory bank for so long, but it's time to make space for more important things like 100 more cat memes 📱🕷️🕸️ #PrioritiesShifted"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: My favorite recipe is the one where I pick up the phone and order food.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs pots and pans when you have speed dial? 🍔📞 Let's cook up some delivery dreams instead!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I have more photos of food on my phone than I do of my children.

  Commentary:
  "I guess it's a tough choice between capturing a perfectly plated avocado toast 🥑📸 or a messy spaghetti-drenched kiddo 🍝👶. One could argue that both are equally photogenic in their own unique ways! 😆📱 #FoodOverKids"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: The females who don’t go through phones will definitely find out through dreams.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs to snoop through phones when you can just dream up all the juicy details instead? 🤔💭 Sweet dreams or nightmare fuel, ladies? 😂📱 #DreamsDontLie"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I only sleep so my phone can get the night off.

  Commentary:
  Ah, the modern struggle of giving our phones much-needed rest! 📱💤 Who needs beauty sleep when your phone is begging for a break? Maybe we should start a petition for phone vacations! 😂 #PhoneDeservesABreak

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I need something good to watch while I’m on my phone.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, the eternal struggle of our digital age – multitasking entertainment connoisseur! 📺📱 Who knew finding the perfect show could be as challenging as balancing a plate of spaghetti on a unicycle? 🍝🤹‍♂️"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I accidentally take a screenshot of my phone background at least once a week.

  Commentary:
  "Oops, my phone just wants to capture its own beauty! 📸😄 Clearly, it's a big fan of its own wallpaper! 📱🌟 #ScreenshotBlunders"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Not now, babe, it’s my nightly phone enrichment time.

  Commentary:
  "Sorry, honey, can't chat. It's that crucial moment for me and my phone to bond and enrich each other's lives 📱💸 #RelationshipGoals or #PhoneGoals?"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Sorry, I liked your post one second after you posted it but in my defense, I’ve had my phone in my hand since 2012.

  Commentary:
  📱😄 "Apologies for the delayed likes! In my defense, my phone has practically been an extension of my hand since the ancient times of 2012. Time flies when you're scrolling social media, right?" 🕰️🤳

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