I donโ€™t have read receipts on my phone because why would I tell on myself like that?

Commentary:
"Who needs read receipts when you can keep your 'I didn't see your message' game strong? ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ“ต Might as well maintain that aura of mystery and keep people guessing, am I right? ๐Ÿ˜‰ #StealthyTexting"