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Bold of you to assume I've ever taken the case off—it's like giving buttered toast a chance to land face down!
289 Funny phone quotes
The official signal to go to sleep isn’t yawning. It’s dropping your phone directly onto your own face.
Commentary:
Clearly, my phone thinks it's time for a bedtime face slam reminder!
It’s so cold, I’m using Chrome instead of Firefox to read the news on my phone, because I need the ads to warm up my phone and hands.
Commentary:
When it's so cold, even my phone's ads are doing their community service—warming my hands and soul! 🔥📱😂
Staring at your phone is a great way to miss a few years of your life.
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Time flies when you're having fun… or when you're deep into your 8th "dog riding skateboard" video 😂📱🐕🛹
Before cell phones, if you were bored in public, you had to flip a nickel in the air over and over.
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Nickels were the original fidget spinners! 😂🪙
I’ve successfully reduced phone time by looking at computer more.
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Turning my phone addiction into a computer addiction—progress? 😅💻📱
Nobody declines a call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.
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When a 3-year-old sees a call and thinks, "Ain’t nobody got time for that!" 📱💨😂
The Face ID on my phone won’t work until it sees the loss of hope in my eyes.
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When your phone knows your Monday blues better than your therapist 😅📱👀
Sorry for texting back instantly. My phone is in my hand, I’m mature, and I like you.
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When maturity meets admiration, the phone becomes a permanent accessory! 📱😄💕
Your phone is a casino designed to steal your time.
Commentary:
Looks like I hit the jackpot… but all I got was a selfie! 🎰📱😅