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Start every phone call with “My battery is at 5%” so you can hang up whenever you want.

Commentary:
"Imagine the power move of casually dropping 'My battery is at 5%' at the start of every call 📱⚡ Nobody would dare keep you on the line for too long! 😂 #PhoneCallGameStrong"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged battery, call, conversation, every, excuse, hang, hang up, humor, phone, phone call, start, trick, want, whenever on May 23, 2026 by slickboy.

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